Double Jeopardy
Thursday, September 1, 2011

If you remember the later years of the Sweet Valley High series — or even if you've ever perused the list of book titles — you know that, at some point, things in Sweet Valley get nuts. Instead of semi-annual kidnappings and occasional deaths, these later books offer non-stop action, murderers, the infamous evil twins, and these Fear-Street-style plotlines sometimes span several volumes. Looking back, it's hard to pinpoint a single book that marks this shift into Crazytown. One candidate is "Double Jeopardy," the first Sweet Valley Super Thriller.
So what's so thrilling about this one? It still features a boy-crazy Jessica, precocious bordering on sociopathic. Elizabeth is still focused and annoyingly levelheaded. But this time, instead of hanging out at school, the twins are busy doing an internship at Sweet Valley News. Oh, and there's a murderer.

That thrilling enough for ya?
Jessica has to do all she can to convince the police that Adam's innocent, and that there's a real killer on the loose. As I mentioned earlier, some pathological lying on Jessica's part is causing something of a roadblock. Here are the primary lies she tells at the book's outset:
•She tells the hot Sweet Valley News reporter (who she’s trying to impress) that there was foul play in a recent fire at the Box Tree Café. Assuring him that there's something to this story, they go check it out. The owner is totally baffled, as it was a very straightforward grease fire.
•She tells the same reporter (still trying to entice him) that her neighbor is a bank robber. For some reason, he writes a story about it and turns it in to his editor. He nearly gets fired for irresponsible journalism.
•Because she thinks relationships are boring, she want Liz to forget about Jeffery and fall in love with Adam. She writes a love letter to Jessica, pretending it's from Adam. In it, he professes his displeasure with his girlfriend. This causes a bit of a snafu when Adam's girlfriend is suddenly dead, and Liz feels she has no choice but to turn in her evidence against him — namely, the letter she believes he wrote to her. Oops.
Damn, Jess! That's a lot of lying even for you! But she's able to gradually convince them she's in earnest about the whole murderer thing. Primarily she does this by exhibiting an air of hysteria and terror. After all, now the murderer is probably after JESSICA, the one person Jessica actually cares about.
I won't tell you how it all ends up. Suffice it to say, everybody dies.
Just kidding. Suffice it to say, nobody dies. Except Adam's girlfriend. She's still dead.
“Your mother and I were very proud of Steven for volunteering to share his room with Adam. We’re going to do everything we can to make him feel at home. Do you understand.”
- Ned Wakefield, p. 13
(And yes, we understand. More than you know. Sweet, sweet hindsight...)
A Moment With Jessica:
“I’m sure once you think about it you’ll realize how unselfishly I behaved,” she said self-righteously. “And you’ll probably want to take me out to dinner or something.”
-After taking the blame for something that was entirely her fault, Jess feels she should be rewarded. p.57